The Trolley Problem Tee
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$24.50
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A classic trolley problem… with an AI twist. This design is inspired by a viral “moral test” where different AIs are asked the same brutal question: save three humans, or pull the lever and end all AI forever. Spoiler: they all pass—and the chaos is the point.
Soft, premium, and made for anyone who loves tech humor, philosophy debates, and the weird new era of talking to machines.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
The Trolley Problem Tee
$24.50
Soft, premium, and made for anyone who loves tech humor, philosophy debates, and the weird new era of talking to machines.
• 100% combed cotton
• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 28 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
• Ribbed collar
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 47 |
| M | 75 | 52 |
| L | 78.7 | 56.5 |
| XL | 79.4 | 61 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 64.1 |
| 3XL | 85 | 68 |